There is this song that is being played to death on my iTunes list at the moment. It’s Craig David’s “Take ‘em Off”. Bloody hell, can get nose bleed imagining things this head of mine as the song plays.

Girl them jeans that you're wearing
(Just Take Em Off)
And that shirt that you came in
(Just Take It Off)
Don't be mad if I'm starin
(Just Take It Off Baby)
(Take Em Off)
Tear those sheets off the bed
Cuz we're bout to go ahead
(And Take Em Off)
Girl them heals look so right so just leave ‘em on
Ain't no clothes allowed here
So baby girl just Take ‘em off…


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Dear little boys who are probably gonna grow up to be hamsap men - I officially name this song as THE let-me-try-my-luck-take-her-knickers-off song when you innocently invite a girl to your room "to check out your LOTR/iPod/Lego collection". Just give it a listen. Man, the power of suggestion....

Dear little girls who probably read too many fairytales - Let Aunty Otto tell you now. Be vigilant when boys invite you over to their place to chill/relax/enjoy whatever. There is nothing so innocent about inviting you over for tea/coffee/lollypop etc.

Esp if there are songs featuring words such as "take 'em off" being looped to death on his iTunes list.

And even more so if it's Craig David's singing to you. My suggestion is to run as fast as your two little feet can.


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Am thinking of Alexander-Craig David at the moment. Mmmmm, always think of this gorgeous friend of mine, Alexander when Craig David is playing. DAMN!

He is so gorgeous, I will be forgiven if I licked him like a sweet lollypop.




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